1. My daughter is named after a city in Borneo because my ex wife and I had a really romantic night there once.
2. Got diagnosed with Psychotic Depression many years ago and was hospitalised for a short period.
(I'm not a psychopath, just extremely passionate about stuff.)
3. I love pineapple, Nirvana, Rap music and gardening.
4. I'm not an Australian patriot but I feel luckier than everyone else here.
(Even luckier than Iggy and Beccs cause I live up north.)
5. If I was suddenly charged for every crime I've ever committed I'd be jailed for the rest of my natural life.
(Wouldn't we all though?)
6. I've become extremely bored with atheism and only come here for the people now.
7. I once beat up a huge guy with a bin lid. Twenty years later I am tired of the nickname 'bin lid'.
8. I have the ability to see myself as the greatest person to have ever lived and the worst piece of shit that ever existed, at the same time.
9. I was once the only dealer on a small island and there's not even a casino there.
10. I have been the lead singer in a rock and roll band.....twice!
( I never made any money out of it but I got laid a lot.)
11. Because it's louder than 10.
12. I realise how 'dad' my jokes are becoming and I can't seem to do a damn thing about it.
13. I often think of myself as a high intelligence person so it's good to come here and get back down to earth.
(I think I might be in the category of 'just smart enough to know how smart I'm not'.)
14. My dream holiday destination has always been Hawaii and I think it's because of an Elvis movie I saw as a kid.
15. I've decided to sit on the fence about abortion, indefinitely.
16. I was a nudist, as was the rest of my family, but I opted out at erection age and started wearing shorts on the family excursions.
17. I can make Carbonara better than anyone else in the world, maybe, but I have had people from all over the world tell me it's the best they've ever tasted.
18. I'm not the biggest fan of country people or their music, but I do appreciate their meat and vegetables.
19. My favourite meal is pie with peas, BBQ sauce and a bottle of chocolate milk.
20. I'm very fast...at everything. (Sorry Ladies) :-)
2. Got diagnosed with Psychotic Depression many years ago and was hospitalised for a short period.
(I'm not a psychopath, just extremely passionate about stuff.)
3. I love pineapple, Nirvana, Rap music and gardening.
4. I'm not an Australian patriot but I feel luckier than everyone else here.
(Even luckier than Iggy and Beccs cause I live up north.)
5. If I was suddenly charged for every crime I've ever committed I'd be jailed for the rest of my natural life.
(Wouldn't we all though?)
6. I've become extremely bored with atheism and only come here for the people now.
7. I once beat up a huge guy with a bin lid. Twenty years later I am tired of the nickname 'bin lid'.
8. I have the ability to see myself as the greatest person to have ever lived and the worst piece of shit that ever existed, at the same time.
9. I was once the only dealer on a small island and there's not even a casino there.
10. I have been the lead singer in a rock and roll band.....twice!
( I never made any money out of it but I got laid a lot.)
11. Because it's louder than 10.
12. I realise how 'dad' my jokes are becoming and I can't seem to do a damn thing about it.
13. I often think of myself as a high intelligence person so it's good to come here and get back down to earth.
(I think I might be in the category of 'just smart enough to know how smart I'm not'.)
14. My dream holiday destination has always been Hawaii and I think it's because of an Elvis movie I saw as a kid.
15. I've decided to sit on the fence about abortion, indefinitely.
16. I was a nudist, as was the rest of my family, but I opted out at erection age and started wearing shorts on the family excursions.
17. I can make Carbonara better than anyone else in the world, maybe, but I have had people from all over the world tell me it's the best they've ever tasted.
18. I'm not the biggest fan of country people or their music, but I do appreciate their meat and vegetables.
19. My favourite meal is pie with peas, BBQ sauce and a bottle of chocolate milk.
20. I'm very fast...at everything. (Sorry Ladies) :-)
