(November 16, 2018 at 6:55 pm)tackattack Wrote: At the end of a waterslide is a split into 2 pools.
Your deity built a waterslide with a fork in it? That's a crime against humanity in and of itself. Bye-bye testicles, and no the ladies will not be immune to the crotch-destroying lane divider.
And then your deity gave the knowledge of this lava pool to the most obscure bunch of nomadic goathearders that he could find.
And your idea of paradise is dropping into the pool full of water where you will spend eternity listening to the screams of your friends, neighbours, ancestors, and offspring being tormented in the lava pool, being utterly powerless to help them, and being forced to sing the praises of the "Merciful and Loving Deity" that installed a lava pool on the waterslide. Remind me what's so bad about lava again.
BTW, how long would you, personally, hold my head under the lava? Because I'm betting that you're less monstrous than your god.
