13 days to Deermageddon

[onlinebiker]

I gave up on coalburners a long time ago.

If I wanted something second rate, that is unreliable, messy, and generally just a pain in the ass -

I' d have stayed married.

I didn't know you were gay.

Next time marry a woman!

Going gay could have advantages.


If I married a guy who wore the same size clothes, I would get the second story of the north end of the house back. (My SO has so many clothes,  I had to install clothes racks which effectively make the whole upper floor into one gigantic walk in closet).

And he could do half the car maintenance.

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Besides, muzzleloaders take skill.  You can't just cover the landscape in lead.

Did you know that "vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "shitty hunter."

For the most part I have hunted with single shot rifles, revolvers, and a 12 GA bolt gun that has a 2 round capacity magazine.

And I can't remember the last time I didn't retrieve a deer I shot at.

Pretty much " one shot, one kill" around here.