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Knock-knock jokes, atheist style.
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RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style.
I had three show up at my place some years back. I had just got up( Saturday morning) and only had on a pair of shorts. This was back when I was longhaired and bearded.

2 guys, mid 30' s one girl ( cute) , early 20's.

I opened the door and they want into the usual mindless spiel.

While staring at her, with what I hoped was a look of lechery on my face, I motioned at her and said "She can come in -  you two wait in the car".

They went into retreat mode.

Naughty
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Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Reltzik - November 21, 2018 at 5:12 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Little lunch - November 21, 2018 at 5:30 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by onlinebiker - November 21, 2018 at 6:53 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Little lunch - November 21, 2018 at 6:58 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by polymath257 - November 21, 2018 at 9:06 am

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