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Knock-knock jokes, atheist style.
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RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style.
I was living in a basement apartment and got a knock on the door early in the morning. I wrapped a blanket around myself (no available clothes) and went to answer the door.

There was an 80 year old JW. When she saw my undressed state, her eyes widened a bit. But I invited her in and she began her spiel.

After a few minutes, my girlfriend wandered out of the bedroom, similarly wrapped in a blanket. The JW's eyes widened a bit more---surely some sinning is going on here.

So she continued her little talk, telling us about the risk of hell, etc.

After a few minutes, my girlfriend's other boyfriend walked out similarly clad.

This little old woman's eyes got *huge*---A DEN OF INIQUITY!

I almost felt sorry for her......almost.
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Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Reltzik - November 21, 2018 at 5:12 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Little lunch - November 21, 2018 at 5:30 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by onlinebiker - November 21, 2018 at 6:53 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by Little lunch - November 21, 2018 at 6:58 am
RE: Knock-knock jokes, atheist style. - by polymath257 - November 21, 2018 at 9:06 am

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