First dog: "I heard a great joke today."
Second dog, "Tell me. I love jokes!"
First dog, "Knock, kn-"
Second dog: Goes off his fucking nut barking.
Second dog, "Tell me. I love jokes!"
First dog, "Knock, kn-"
Second dog: Goes off his fucking nut barking.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"