Heard in a bar:
Guy, "So the genie said I can have a large penis or perfect memory."
Girl, "What did you wish for?"
Guy: "I forget."
Guy, "So the genie said I can have a large penis or perfect memory."
Girl, "What did you wish for?"
Guy: "I forget."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"