Santa: "And what do you want for Christmas, Timmy?"
Timmy: "I want a little brother!" (Timmy ain't too bright).
Santa seduces Timmy's mum.
Timmy: "I want a little brother!" (Timmy ain't too bright).
Santa seduces Timmy's mum.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"