RE: Holy Smoke
September 30, 2011 at 1:25 am
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2011 at 1:34 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Just have to negotiate terms, like I mentioned to Phaedra. It would be pricey too, these are custom rounds. You wanna talk gun nuts, friend of the family was convinced that Obama (see, it's always personally, Obamas gonna do this, Obamas gonna do that, as though he's about to walk into the den at any minute) was going to outlaw firearms, completely. So he started buying up guns, and ammunition, in bulk, I mean really burnt through serious cash. Then he built a little recessed safe in his wall behind a bookcase type shelf on hinges. I thought that was amusing because if I walk into a rednecks house, as some sort of gestapo character there to confiscate the guns, the first thing that looks out of place to me is a bookshelf. All of this, bitching and moaning and making predictions. This was at the beginning of the presidency. We've been giving him so much shit for this for awhile now. Now that's a gun nut, among other things. That being said, I own easily twice as many guns as this guy (my family's been collecting them or just handing them down for a long while) and somehow I manage not to lose my fucking mind. So it must be something other than the guns that's the problem.
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