A farmer is working in his barn one day, when a police officer walks in and tells him, 'I'm here to inspect your farm to check for illegal growing of drugs.'
'All well and good,' says the farmer, 'but do us a favour and stay out of the field just west of the house.'
The cop explodes, whips out his badge, shoves it in the farmer's face and shouts, 'Do you see this badge? This makes me a representative of the law! It gives me the right to go anywhere on your farm and inspect whatever I want. The badge means there will be no questions asked and no answers given! You WILL respect the badge!!'
The farmer apologizes and continues on with his chores in the barn. A few minutes later, he hears terrified screaming, rushes outside and sees his prize bull chasing the cop across the field to the west of the house.
Dropping his pitchfork, the farmer shouts, 'Your badge! Show him your BADGE!!'
Boru
'All well and good,' says the farmer, 'but do us a favour and stay out of the field just west of the house.'
The cop explodes, whips out his badge, shoves it in the farmer's face and shouts, 'Do you see this badge? This makes me a representative of the law! It gives me the right to go anywhere on your farm and inspect whatever I want. The badge means there will be no questions asked and no answers given! You WILL respect the badge!!'
The farmer apologizes and continues on with his chores in the barn. A few minutes later, he hears terrified screaming, rushes outside and sees his prize bull chasing the cop across the field to the west of the house.
Dropping his pitchfork, the farmer shouts, 'Your badge! Show him your BADGE!!'
Boru
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