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Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas

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Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas
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RE: Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas
December 18, 2018 at 1:19 pm
If you really want to fuck with them --- one that WORKS ---


A plain brown package left on doorstep.


Inside - a mason jar filled with alcohol and a fake rubber finger ( novelty shop shit)... 
O
And a note ---


" Leave the ransom money in a plain paper bag at the dropsite this afternoon... DO NOT GO TO THE POLICE - we will know if you do - we are watching!!!"


Bet they shit themselves.
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Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas

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RE: Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas - by no one - December 18, 2018 at 12:26 pm
RE: Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas - by onlinebiker - December 18, 2018 at 1:19 pm

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