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RE: Ask the Christian

October 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2011 at 7:15 pm by Minimalist.)

Quote:There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer

Tell it to fucking "Jepthah." He doesn't seem to have gotten the memo.

Quote:It is clear from this particular passage that Jephthah intended to offer his daughter as a burnt offering

No, asshole. It is clear that he killed the bitch because of his vow to his fucking god.

Your reading comprehension is on the low side, huh?

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