The funny thing is that seen mythologically and symbolically, there's actually some real cultural value and philosophical food for thought int he Bible. The story of Jesus saving a prostitute from death and hinting at the religious hypocrisy of her accusers is legit progressive.
The part where he's one face of the God who destroyed cities for having too much homosexuality-- well, you don't want to take that literally, right?
The part where he's one face of the God who destroyed cities for having too much homosexuality-- well, you don't want to take that literally, right?