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Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
(January 22, 2019 at 7:57 am)Jade-Green Stone Wrote: Damn, someone is salty enough they can't take some jokes about religions. 
double wow, in the same post I also found someone salty enough they can stand being criticized for their 3rd grade sunday school understanding of God the church and religion.
I mean seriously if your intention was to joke then wouldn't you want to make the appropriate religious 'jokes'?!?! or do you routinely and intentionally mix up stereotypes? and straw man your way through a lame routine? IE do you make watermelon and fried chicken jokes about asian people?

Quote:Oh yes I loath God, I want nothing more than to spend my days just fucking him over one. Like I don't have another life outside of this forum.  Diablo 
what in your mind does spreading misinformation about church salvation and christianity in general do? If not F not only god over but all of his followers and taint the well against them? What you did was take a hot steaming dump on over 1/2 the people on this planet's deeply held beliefs and demand we laugh at how badly you understand what we believe. If you are going to mock asians have sense enough to make a rice joke in turn if your going to mock christians make jokes based on Christianity rather than judaism or islam or paganism. which all three were represented in one way or another in your criticism.

Quote:Maybe you're the one who needs a hobby my friend. That or some sense of humor. Tongue
my hobby is breaking down an atheist's ironic 'religious beliefs.' and feeding it back to them making them look 'less smart' than they think they are, proving they can't take the same joke they were making about others and doing it in such a way as to be funny for those who believe as I do.
That's not as easy as it sounds because I don't make the anti atheism list, I have to be knowledgeable enough to know your position mine and how to make light of your gap in knowledge without breaking your spirit if you were indeed serious in wanting a reconciliation between what you understand and what the bible says.

Quote:Seriously though, I know most of what I said can be 'debunked' by religious people. But I want to crack form humor open, and I'd say I did pretty good, if you're really so offended by it then you're the problem. Regardless, thanks for the reply!
Your the one who can't take criticism, while I on the other hand have now two different time took everything you said line by line digested it and gave a specific response to every single point you made. you on the other hand took an hours work and summed everything up by saying you can't take a joke. and that you knew a religious person could fix what you said... That disconnect from deep cutting criticism in your specific lack of understanding show you to be the one who can not take a critical introspective look at yourself and what you not understand.
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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Drich - January 22, 2019 at 11:03 am

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