Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!

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Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!

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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!

January 24, 2019 at 2:52 pm

When you die - simply walk backwards towards the bright light - and they' ll think you' re leaving...

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Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Jade-Green Stone - January 19, 2019 at 7:14 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Mr.Obvious - January 19, 2019 at 7:57 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Jade-Green Stone - January 19, 2019 at 8:25 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Yonadav - January 19, 2019 at 11:32 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by LostLocke - January 19, 2019 at 1:55 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Drich - January 21, 2019 at 4:01 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Jade-Green Stone - January 22, 2019 at 7:57 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Drich - January 22, 2019 at 11:03 am

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by Nay_Sayer - January 24, 2019 at 1:06 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by no one - January 21, 2019 at 4:24 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by brewer - January 21, 2019 at 4:46 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by The Grand Nudger - January 24, 2019 at 1:51 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by deanabiepepler - January 24, 2019 at 2:44 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by onlinebiker - January 24, 2019 at 2:52 pm

RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in! - by deanabiepepler - January 24, 2019 at 2:54 pm

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