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WTF? Man rips out his eyeballs in church
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RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
(October 4, 2011 at 1:30 am)Minimalist Wrote: It's worth repeating.

Well this section Matthew 5 needs a warning footnote saying "do not take this literally".

Quote:If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to go into hell!

Matthew 5:28-30 HCSB
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WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 10:52 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Welsh cake - October 3, 2011 at 10:57 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 10:59 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by DeistPaladin - October 3, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 11:08 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Minimalist - October 3, 2011 at 11:17 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Ace Otana - October 3, 2011 at 11:35 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Ace Otana - October 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 12:22 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Darwinian - October 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Ace Otana - October 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 12:27 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Ace Otana - October 3, 2011 at 12:27 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Rayaan - October 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 1:32 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Kayenneh - October 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Rayaan - October 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Kayenneh - October 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Rayaan - October 3, 2011 at 2:28 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by frankiej - October 3, 2011 at 2:31 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Cinjin - October 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by 5thHorseman - October 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Faith No More - October 3, 2011 at 10:57 pm
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place. - by Kayenneh - October 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm
Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Justtristo - October 4, 2011 at 12:48 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Minimalist - October 4, 2011 at 1:30 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Justtristo - October 4, 2011 at 2:38 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Minimalist - October 4, 2011 at 3:06 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Justtristo - October 4, 2011 at 3:54 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Darth - October 4, 2011 at 3:12 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by KichigaiNeko - October 4, 2011 at 9:30 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by Minimalist - October 4, 2011 at 11:41 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2011 at 5:00 am
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church - by IATIA - October 4, 2011 at 8:08 am

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