[Serious] Please convince me gender is binary

[Aegon]

Makes me laugh that all of you with all of your opinions haven't come close to hitting the nail on the head. At best a couple of you have given yourselves a sore thumb.
Do you think the Ram and the Ewe or the Bitch and the Dog are in the slightest bit arsed about this?

Wake up mammals. You are not at all special.  

No need to convince you of anything matey... You are here to make little people, that's it.

This is insanely disingenuous. Are we special in Christian terms (i.e., made for this planet, God's chosen people, different from all other living things, etc), no, we are not. Obviously as an atheist I'll readily admit that. But of course we are fucking special! The fact that we even have the concept of gender, and that the concept can change and evolve and be challenged over multiple cultures and multiple centuries -- yeah, we're a bit different than other mammals in that regard.

Also, implying that we are "here to do" anything, implies there's a mandate to follow. We're here to do literally whatever we feel like doing. At this point in human history, we've eclipsed simple reproduction. Don't know if they told you that in whatever anarcho-primitivist society you've been living in, but humans are capable of some serious shit. Beyond fucking.