(February 14, 2019 at 5:01 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Happy love day!
Have some processed and sweetened animal-skin and -bones, in the spirit of things.
Be sure to pierce that special person's vascular organ with a sharp projectile, whilst going on about destiny.
And remember: Getting her only chocolats will make her complain you are getting her fat. Getting her no chocolats makes her angry because you must think she's getting fat. So get her chocolats and flowers to cushion the blow.
You're still screwed regardless.
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Unless you're married, in which you probably won't be getting screwed.
