If a friend and I ever found pirate treasure.
After opening the chest...
Friend: "There's no treasure, just a note. It says 'The real treasure is inside you. Friend -'"
*stab*
Me, up in blood to my elbows, "There's no treasure here! Fucking lying note!"
After opening the chest...
Friend: "There's no treasure, just a note. It says 'The real treasure is inside you. Friend -'"
*stab*
Me, up in blood to my elbows, "There's no treasure here! Fucking lying note!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"