Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"
Me: "Okay."
Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar."
Me: "Okay."
Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar."
Dying to live, living to die.