RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"
Me: "Okay."
Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar.
Puts me in mind of smart answers to stupid questions:
'Did you shoot him?'
'No, officer. He was BORN with six bullet holes in his chest.'
Boru
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