RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 7:00 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2019 at 7:01 pm by The Valkyrie.)
When in doubt, tell a rude joke.
Father O'Shaunessy is walking down a quiet country lane one fine afternoon when he hears a commotion on the other side of the wall. Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.
He quickly leaps over the wall and separates them.
"Tell me, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?"
"Let me ask you, father," replies one of the leprechauns, "are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?"
"Dwarf nuns? I don't think so." Replies the father.
"See?" Yells the leprechaun, kicking his friend, "I told you we were fucking a penguin!"
Father O'Shaunessy is walking down a quiet country lane one fine afternoon when he hears a commotion on the other side of the wall. Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.
He quickly leaps over the wall and separates them.
"Tell me, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?"
"Let me ask you, father," replies one of the leprechauns, "are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?"
"Dwarf nuns? I don't think so." Replies the father.
"See?" Yells the leprechaun, kicking his friend, "I told you we were fucking a penguin!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
