A mother is driving down a busy street with her young daughter in the car when a dildo flies out of nowhere and bounces off the windscreen.
Daughter, "What was that?"
Mother (thinking fast) "Probably just a bug!"
Daughter, "That fucking bug had a huge dick!"
Daughter, "What was that?"
Mother (thinking fast) "Probably just a bug!"
Daughter, "That fucking bug had a huge dick!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"