RE: joke time
March 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm
(This post was last modified: March 6, 2019 at 12:01 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Me to patient, "Jim, I have bad news."
Jim, "What is it?"
Me, "You have to stop masturbating!"
Jim, "Oh god! Why??"
Me, "Because I'm trying to talk to you!"
Jim, "What is it?"
Me, "You have to stop masturbating!"
Jim, "Oh god! Why??"
Me, "Because I'm trying to talk to you!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"