Random Thoughts

[Rev. Rye]

I figured I may as well set up a list of Dishonours for the Deep Hurting Project so far:

• Most Frustrating experience as a viewer: Jem and the Holograms, because, while I have little investment in the franchise, it's clear they fucked it up so bad with almost nothing changed for the better. I can't think of a single change that improved on the source material.
  
• Most Dull: The Disappointments Room.
  
• Most Brain-Breaking:Highlander 2. This film may have the most plot holes of any film I've seen with the possible exception of Battlefield Earth, which is ineligible for the award to give others a fighting chance. 
  
• Most Reprehensible: Vaxxed. Nuff Said.
  
• Best Worst Movie: Guardians. Probably the first film I've watched for the project that I'd seriously consider buying if I found a copy at Half-Price Books. And it's so absurd in how badly it apes the current crop of Superhero movies. The Bratz film is ineligible for this award to give others a fighting chance.
  
• Megatron Award for Bad Comedy: Bio-Dome. This may change with the other ten comedies in the list, especially if Holmes and Watson is really as bad as everyone says it is.
  
• Worst Overall Film: Disappointments Room. Not the worst I've ever seen, but still the worst, with the fewest redeeming qualities in any film I've seen for the Project so far. This may change later.