(March 16, 2019 at 6:26 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(March 15, 2019 at 3:02 am)Catharsis Wrote: You see, mentally I can't cope with the idea of atheism. It does not make sense to me.
But people are people.
I don't understand the idea of theism.
In fact I have still never seen a half decent explanation of what a "god" is supposed to be despite being here man and boy.
That is because their theism is a confusing web of lies.
My theism, however, is simple; Accept FSM as the eternal maker and bringer of love and life and when you die you get to ascend to Valhol where there will be strippers, A beer volcano, Ice cream of every flavor, mansions for everyone and best of all 1 deck blackjack.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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Conservative trigger warning.
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