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Who told you that you were naked? Um nobody.

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Who told you that you were naked? Um nobody.
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RE: Who told you that you were naked? Um nobody.
March 21, 2019 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2019 at 6:13 pm by fredd bear.)
(March 21, 2019 at 12:30 pm)wyzas Wrote: I swear that all the mirrors in my dwelling have come from a fun house.

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Mirrors? (plural)

I have one. It's on the wall in the bathroom.

There was a big one attached to the dressing table in my bedroom.--- One morning ,I got up, looked in the mirror, and said "Oh for fuck sake!". Went and got screwdriver. Removed mirror.  Put in junk room facing the wall. No choice. It was either that or diet and exercise.

Once you're over 50, mirrors can do ghastly things to your self image. 

A dare; if you're 50 or over. Get a largish mirror, put in on the floor, facing up. Kneel down on all fours, and take a look at your face.Hint: the cause of the effect is gravity.


Handy tip. NEVER allow a flouro anywhere near your mirror.
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