HATE SPEECH! {clicky bait}

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hold onto.

Right, Tasmanians?

Ha ha! In the US, the notorious sheep lovers are the Montanans.

A Montanan and a Californian are riding in a car together in Montana.  They see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Montanan stops the car, ostensibly to help the sheep get its head out of the fence. But instead, the Montanan walks up behind the animal, undoes his zipper, and vigorously screws the sheep. He then returns to the car, where the Californian stares at him in shock. The Montanan grins and tells the Californian that he should give it a try. Stunned, the Californian asks, "Really?". "Yes, go for it," the Montanan leers. "Well, OK. Here I go." The Californian runs up to the fence, bends over and shoves his head into it, shouting "OK, I'm ready!"

Reminds me of:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are crossing a field when they see a sheep stuck in a fence.  The Englishman sighs and says, 'I wish that was my lovely wife Jane.'  The Irishman sighs and  says, 'I wish that was my beautiful sweetheart Mary.'  The Scotsman sighs and says, 'I wish it was dark!'

Boru