Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[downbeatplumb]

When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as 
"you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?" sometimes they would actually work!!! , much to our surprise.

  Or "Hey, you want to go to someplace and fuck?", and she comes back with, "Not until you came along, you smooth-talking devil!".

"Wanna fuck" worked once. "Yeah alright" was not the answer I expected, but it did save time.
She really did too.