I've decided I wouldn't make a good care sales person.
First sale:
Customer, "Cargo space?"
Me, "No. Car go ground. Spaceship go space!"
First sale:
Customer, "Cargo space?"
Me, "No. Car go ground. Spaceship go space!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"