I thought your god was keeping you safe

[Lemon Curry]

When I was young, I used to press wild flowers and stick them in my Nature book and write about them.  Of course, that was back then when there were some actual wild flowers still growing in the fields.

I didn't know that one could press christards too.

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Isn't that an oxymoron?

Since when did a christard ever tell the truth?  They even lie to themselves!

I said True Christian™, not truth-telling Christian.

But who decides whether a chistard is true or not?

I put it to you that it is only another christard because, let's face it, an Atheist could give a rat's ass one way or t'other.