Christians worship Satan and don't even know it

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Can't fool God

Actually, you can.  He's a sucker for 'pull my finger'.  Falls for it every time:

Fallopians 22:7-12  'And Voldiff did cryeth out unto the Lord and did implore unto Him,  "Pull Ye my finger, oh Lord Of Hosts!"   And God, being besotted of wine and those weird little biscuits that don't taste like anything, really, did giveth unto Voldiff his desire and pulled the finger of him.  And Voldiff did thereupon break his wind with the clamour of a thousand trumpets, and the stench of it was like unto Liverpool at low tide.  And the Lord did saith unto Voldiff, "Groweth thou up, dude.  Seriously." '

Boru