Shortly after the flight takes off, the pilot gets on the intercom and announces the usual: 'I'm Captain Smith. Today we'll be cruising at 28 000 feet...' and so on. When he's done, he forgets to shut off the intercom, turns to his co-pilot and says, 'My flight schedule's been nothing less than intense lately. More than anything right now, I could use a cup of coffee and a blow job.'
Naturally, EVERYONE on the plane hears this. A female flight attendant is absolutely horrified, and immediately rushes toward the front of the plane to get the captain to turn off the microphone before he says anything else.
As she's sprinting down the aisle, one of the passengers calls out, 'Don't forget the coffee!!'
Boru
Naturally, EVERYONE on the plane hears this. A female flight attendant is absolutely horrified, and immediately rushes toward the front of the plane to get the captain to turn off the microphone before he says anything else.
As she's sprinting down the aisle, one of the passengers calls out, 'Don't forget the coffee!!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
