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Irish Golfer/Indian Driver - Jokes Thread
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If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one.
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a location in Palm Springs Ca.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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Irish Golfer - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 7:48 am
RE: Irish Golfer - by Faith No More - October 10, 2011 at 8:05 am
RE: Irish Golfer - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 8:08 am
RE: Irish Golfer/Indian Driver - Jokes Thread - by leo-rcc - October 11, 2011 at 9:48 am
If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one. - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 8:07 am
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 8:28 am

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