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Irish Golfer/Indian Driver - Jokes Thread
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!


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A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four
separate jars.

The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a
container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a
container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the
Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.

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The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.

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Third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead.

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Fourth worm in good clean soil ... Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation,
What did you learn from this demonstration?

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Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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Messages In This Thread
Irish Golfer - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 7:48 am
RE: Irish Golfer - by Faith No More - October 10, 2011 at 8:05 am
RE: Irish Golfer - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 8:08 am
RE: Irish Golfer/Indian Driver - Jokes Thread - by leo-rcc - October 11, 2011 at 9:48 am
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! - by KichigaiNeko - October 10, 2011 at 8:28 am

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