RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
May 1, 2019 at 3:40 pm
(This post was last modified: May 1, 2019 at 3:44 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 1, 2019 at 1:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Finally, we got rid of her!"
"Fuck! She's back!!"
Quick, the hammer and stake!
(April 28, 2019 at 6:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Why did she invite us? She hated us!"
"Is the coffin ticking?"
No closed casket funeral for you.
(April 27, 2019 at 7:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Dead".
None too soon.
(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do.
Dead enough.
(April 28, 2019 at 12:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(April 28, 2019 at 10:30 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: She's not pinin'! She's passed on! This woman is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-WOMAN!!
She's merely resting.
For what?
