(April 30, 2019 at 6:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Mi hovercraft ees full of eeeeeels.
Boru
That should get the crowd peeking into the coffin.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
How you would like to be described at your funeral.
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(April 30, 2019 at 6:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Mi hovercraft ees full of eeeeeels. That should get the crowd peeking into the coffin.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 9:24 am
(This post was last modified: April 30, 2019 at 9:24 am by Alan V.)
I would like to be described as a successful illustrator after I die, since I would still like to be a successful illustrator but haven't succeeded yet.
"Not dead" would do.
When I snuff it, I'd like a traditional Catholic funerary Mass. I'll pay for the hecklers.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(May 1, 2019 at 6:14 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do. 'Beatrix'. I've got to stop doing this. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Nah, I appreciate spelling corrections. Less likely to make that mistake again. It's been about five years since I sat through the set.
"Fuck! Now you did it! Where can we hide him? I know! Put him down the well."
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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