"Hello police. We've just opened a package and it contains about $10 million of crystal meth. What's that, dear? Oh, about $5 million of crystal meth. I mean about $1 million of the product. $100,000. Yes, that's right, $5,000 worth."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"


