An octopus slithers into a bar and loudly pronounces, "I can play any musical instrument you give me!"
A disbelieving barman gives it a guitar, that it proceeds to play like Clapton.
A patron leads it to a piano, which it proceeds to play like Elton John.
Everyone is amazed.
Finally, a Scotsman gives it a set of bagpipes. There is much fumbling and commotion for a few minutes and the Scotsman laughs and says, "So, this is something you can't play?"
"Play?" Asks the octopus, "I'm gonna fuck her stupid the moment I get her pyjamas off!"
A disbelieving barman gives it a guitar, that it proceeds to play like Clapton.
A patron leads it to a piano, which it proceeds to play like Elton John.
Everyone is amazed.
Finally, a Scotsman gives it a set of bagpipes. There is much fumbling and commotion for a few minutes and the Scotsman laughs and says, "So, this is something you can't play?"
"Play?" Asks the octopus, "I'm gonna fuck her stupid the moment I get her pyjamas off!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
