(July 2, 2019 at 9:31 pm)wyzas Wrote:(July 2, 2019 at 7:28 pm)lizbizdiz Wrote: I'm an intellectual myself. I am a bit of an elitist too. Now let me ask you this, do you feel that although intellectual we don't realize that hicks provide us food?
I like them roasted, basted with garlic and rosemary.
No way, Brew. Hicks and rednecks are way too chewy. If you're gonna do the cannibalism thing, you gotta get those soft, succulent city folk. They're the human equivalent of veal. Similar to veal, many city dwellers are kept confined in cubicles, away from sunlight. Therefore they have softer sinews. Better cuisine.
The best place to find city folk, I've found, is the river in the woods behind my house. Sometimes, I'll find them canoeing there.