There’s not so much a new table for the cool kids, as much as there’s a table in the padded room in the basement for all the “special” kids who keep repeating oft debunked arguments in favour of their religion and won’t learn...
We have a name tag there for you and everything...
We have a name tag there for you and everything...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"