Discrimination, oppression, and the War on Christianity

[vulcanlogician]

Don't worry, white Christian conservatives, once you become a minority, you'll get all those neat-o rights, privileges, and handouts that you complain about the current minorities getting. Imagine what you guys will be able to do with all those handouts, considering how industrious and hardworking you are!  On the downside, cops may start shooting you to death if one of you does something as mundane as get angry in public, but that won't be too much of a bother to you guys, will it? Naw, it's way worse for you guys now, isn't it?

But I wouldn't even focus on that part of it. Rather, you should focus on all the cool perks and fringe benefits your newly-acquired minority status will grant you.