Ahh, but you see, FSM empowers its adherents and enables them to finder ever truer truths, so they are not bound to moldy old books like dehumanizing old fake superstitions such as yours.
If you are so lucky as to be of truest and yet still ever truer faith of FSM, then you are the truest truth and not some moldy book. The divine Spaghetti monster truly empowers, unlike your Jesus, who subjugates by withholding and doling out in miserly quantities that you must then purchase with your soul.
PS. Although in fairness to Jesus, in some cases, such as Drich's, the soul in question is certainly an extremely price even for the nothing that it purchsed.
If you are so lucky as to be of truest and yet still ever truer faith of FSM, then you are the truest truth and not some moldy book. The divine Spaghetti monster truly empowers, unlike your Jesus, who subjugates by withholding and doling out in miserly quantities that you must then purchase with your soul.
PS. Although in fairness to Jesus, in some cases, such as Drich's, the soul in question is certainly an extremely price even for the nothing that it purchsed.
