Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )

[Rev. Rye]

Of course, there's also this:



I know this might not seem like much, since the Irukandji is about the size of your pinky fingernail and if you keep it in a tank, it'll run into the glass and die. It also has the most painful venom of all jellyfish. While it doesn't kill you, if you get stung by one, you're going to wish you were, and odds are, if you don't, it's only because there's a distinct possibility that if you do, you'll still be screaming in agony; people in medically-induced comas still scream in pain when Irukandji venom is coursing through your body. You get enough morphine to not kill you, and you still feel like "only their spine is crushing and their skin is being burned off with a bunsen burner." Mothers who have had to deal with the sting of the irukandji universally agree that giving birth (yes, including natural childbirth without painkillers) is a picnic compared to dealing with the irukandji. Come to think of it, I have yet to find anyone who has ever been stung by one who didn't say it wasn't the most painful thing they've ever had to deal with. Also, remember the shit from Finding Nemo about how the tops will not sting you? That does not apply to the Irukandji.

And now, thanks to global warming, it's gone from being just another animalistic abomination from Australia to living in ALL TROPICAL OCEANS.