The Best Logique Evidence of God Existence

[Anomalocaris]

The panic must have been on a heroic scale for Mr. Newton’s theory of panicked acceleration to have proven to be wanting.

No disrespect to Sir Isaac, but he ccould possibly have foreseen the applications of panicked acceleration to disembarking from a passenger train.  Newton snuffed it in 1727, the first passenger trains in Portugal weren't operative until more than 100 years later.

Boru

You must have very low opinion of sir Issac’s scientific prowess to think his theory of panicked acceleration would be generally unequal to the demands of manners of fright as yet unknown.