A timeless being cannot create

[Aegon]

Ah, yes. All those experts on who and what God is have told us (or their holy books have told us) that God cannot possibly be a temporal thing. He is above and beyond temporality, they say, in much the same way that he is above and beyond physicality. No self-respecting God would dirty himself by association with material objects. No self-respecting God would associate himself with any given moment of time, such as the present... or a specific movement of the past or future.

Somehow God is immune to physics but still has the ego to throw temper tantrums and get offended. A being that literally transcends space-time is also super sensitive? Acts remarkably like an insecure human?... wonder why?