Brian, you're screwed again!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I used to tell people at the Wolf Howls we hosted that there was some important facts they needed to know.

1. Ms. Hood lied about the whole thing. She failed SIX polygraph tests.

2. Mr. Wolf was nowhere near "Grandma's" house. We have witnesses that place her three states away at the time of the alleged events.

2. The Three Little Pigs were in it for the insurance money. Seriously, who builds a house of sticks.