Getting groped on the bus

[Kayenneh]

I wish a random lady would grope me.

Careful what you wish for. My bf got groped by a girl once, and he says his balls hurt every time he thinks about the incident. I reckon she was a bit drunk

By the way, what stopped you from getting up and walking away to another side of the bus? One can stand in most circumstances.

Oh, I do that when there's lot's of room. Old ladies tend to try and sit next to me when the bus is empty and that just pisses me off, so I (the big rebel I am) glare at them and go sit elsewhere. But today the bus was full, I had high heels on and didn't feel like standing and I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Which I obviously shouldn't have..

I don't know why men see me as such a target.

I know why I attract creeps. I have what me and my friends call a "customer service face", which pretty much means that I look kind, nice and trustworthy.

You on the other hand are beautiful, so unfortunately (indecent) men will always try to exploit that, I guess

Everyday I actually hope a random girl floors me and pins me down.

Oh Ace, if only I was single..

But seriously, you're quite the gentleman, aren't you?