1. Cat jumps on my side while I am laying down and digs his nose into my ear to say, "feed me."
2. Feed him.
3. Make coffee.
4. ^^^^ Triggers a rush to the loo.
5. ^^^ But you didn't need to know that.
6. Turn my TV to cable news.
7. Mute my TV when the orange turd speaks.
8. Get on internet, post stuff.
2. Feed him.
3. Make coffee.
4. ^^^^ Triggers a rush to the loo.
5. ^^^ But you didn't need to know that.
6. Turn my TV to cable news.
7. Mute my TV when the orange turd speaks.
8. Get on internet, post stuff.