What's your morning ritual?

[EgoDeath]

What's with the hostility? Just asking about people's morning rituals. Jeez lol.

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Wake up and wonder why I feel like shit every morning.
Pee
Let dogs out.
Listen to cat bitch.
Get some tea.
Take cardiac meds.
Pee again
Let dogs in
Check email, FB, bank accounts, AF, weather, close one eye and peek at news.
Pee some more - damn BP meds.
Make more tea.
Feed cat his breakfast so he'll shut up.
Make sure dogs have plenty of water and food for the day.
(Birds are still quiet, they don't get fed till evening.)
Clean up, brush teeth, plug in flat iron.
Take BP
Get dressed for work.
Put on makeup and do hair.
Let dogs out again.
Pee - again.
Get food/drinks ready to take to work.
Lure dogs back in with a treat.
Grab purse and other necessities, say goodbye to all the critters, tell them I will see them later - wait for big parrot to say 'all right'.
Slip out back door and lock up.

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The excitement of it all is almost too much to take.

I'm sorry that you feel like shit every morning.

And I don't think a morning routine has to be exciting... just something that sort of helps you get up out of bed and ready for the day.

Why do you think you feel bad... are you depressed?

Put in the news to find out what horrible thing Trump has done overnight .

Oh no that's a terrible way to start the day

Slide out of bed without waking the wife or dogs, never works.
Pee
Dress
Let dogs out
Turn on news/surf the net/forums
Make breakfast for all, ingest supplements and caffeine
Digest and watch more news/financials or surf the net/forums
Poop
Exercise dogs, 0.5 to 2 hours depending on the day/weather
Shower
After that things turn random.

I'm surprised at how many people here own pets...